An update on the Adam & Eve Story of Creation: Obama tells God ‘all good things are free’ including contraceptives for Women, Adam complains & God acts

Come forth! All must comply! Go faithful soldiers at night to all hospitals, charities and faiths. Enforce what my servant HHS Sebelius says …

And God told Obama, Come hither, Barack O, and speak to to Me of your new Rule while I rest on the Seventh Day.

Remember, Barack O, the words I spoke to Man: Go forth and multiply.

Do not bend My Words to your desires, Barack O. Now, what is this new Rule you’ve imposed?

And Barack O said, Lord, This is my new Obama-Care Rule:

All things good are free. And all Technology is free which prevents Woman from bearing Child as pregnancy might threaten Woman’s life. And, all Women have a Right to say ‘no children’ and still enjoy the pleasure of husband, lover, friend or acquaintance.

And now, Lord, I go to write this Law for your people to follow.

Adam, hiding behind the Tree of Life,

But Lord, is it fair that Woman has a Right to say ‘no Child’ and pay zero for the Technology which prevents or kills Child in her womb — and I do not have similar Rights? Barack O’s new Rule gives all power to Woman and leaves Man and Child with no power.

And Adam continued: Lord, Barack O’s new Rule injures Man and all Men. As all Men are injured we seek protection. To what authority or what court can Man go to oppose Barack O’s new Mandate? Lord, can we sue for standing?

And God replied to Man, I will think on these things. And I will think about Child’s Rights and Man’s Rights. Woman’s Rights must not overcome the Rights of Man or Child.

There must be some balancing of powers, said God. If Man is akin to the executive. And if Woman with her husband oversees the Purse of Money …. Mmmmm. And Child does need some protections… And God said, I will consult my legal scholar sons, Scalia and Roberts.

And God said, Perhaps Man, if you are injured by Barack O’s new Rule, you can go to a Court of Law and sue for standing.

And Adam said, Oh Lord, please read Wealth of Nations written by my brother Adam Smith. And, just as you have given Man free choice to love and obey you, think about the use of Free Markets to freely regulate the cost of Technology that prevents or kills what is in Woman’s womb.

Adam continued, It’s better that both Man and Woman have free choice about whether to use and what kind of Technology to use. It’s not good that Woman has whatever served up free on a platter.

Then Adam continued, There are these plastic things Man can use.

And Lord, your son Barack O has already made many, many Rules that take away your people’s freedom to choose.

Oh, Lord God, What is called Obama-Care creates 159 new govt agencies and is indeed a labyrinth designed to control people. See what it looks like:

Oh, Lord, Barack O passed a Rule called the Individual Mandate that all adults must go to a certain place called an Exchange. And all must register. And all must buy a product just because they are alive.

And if they do not buy this product, called health insurance, they must pay a fine. The fine is fairly small, and many people will choose to pay the fine rather than buy the product. But over time there will be no free markets managing the price of this product.

Your son Barack O seeks to enslave your people. He wants your people dependent upon him for their rights.

Instead of the rights of life, liberty and pursuit of happiness coming coming from You, Lord to Man, Woman and Child, Barack O wants all rights to come from him as ruler. And over time your people will become more and more dependent upon Obama and rulers like him.

Lord, what are we to do? Can’t You just unleash Your Justice? and let Justice roll down from the Hills?

And Lord, I thought you rested on the Seventh Day. Are you sure that Rule about free Technology for Woman makes sense?

And God say to Adam: You are an argumentative son! Six days I have labored and I was resting before I called Barack O before me to hear about his new Rule to give Woman free Technology. Had I rested more …

That Barack O Rule is a mistake! I will send a Messenger

to tell Barack O I do not want him to impose that Rule forcing companies to provide a product for free.

Nothing is free except that which is given freely. Perhaps Hermes, who the Greeks called the god of thieves, can knock some sense into Barack’s hard head!

As for the other Rules Barack O has passed, my people must wisely use the freedoms they have. They can and must petition their government

for redress of grievances. They have many tools to defend their freedoms. Use those tools wisely.

And I will listen to my people, to those who wait on the Lord. I will give them strength.