Firenze Sage: Giant penis [normal male traveler] stumps TSA

Why does TSA care about the size of a man’s penis?  Is there no privacy?

New York native Jonah Falcon, 41, reported on July 9^th that he was returning from a weekend in San Francisco when he was delayed by TSA agents who became curious about the bulge in his pants.

“TSA didnâ€t know what to make of the massive bulge on my thigh. Even after I went through that body scanner that shows you naked,” Falcon said on his Twitter page.

According to online reports, Falconâ€s penis is nearly 10 inches long when flaccid, and more than 13 inches long when erect. Online articles suggest it is the largest ever recorded.

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Actually he wasn’t flying. He was just showing off with the scanner.