Magic rabbit needs a license.  Marty Hahne, known as Marty the Magician in the southern Missouri area of the US.  He  performs magic:  he pulls a rabbit out of his“elusive bunny box,†or a hat, or a picnic basket, or even a tiny library, as the finale to his act. But the Agriculture Department of the Obama Administration decided that in order to do so, he needs  an official U.S. government license.  To get a license, Marty the Magician must  write a disaster plan for his bunny.
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Firenze Sage: Â And out of the rabbit hole came the Queen of hearts, the Cheshire cat, and the dept of agriculture.