Plot a murder? Â Crime? Â Oh, dear — Â it’s complicated. Â All this murder stuff is far too complicated for dear old dad.
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A  recent murder plot devised by a father was exposed.  The person  accidentally texted his former employer instead of his hit man, court documents suggest.
Jeff Lytle, of Monroe, Washington, reportedly intended to text a man named Shayne.
Prosecutors say he’d hired the man to kill his wife and four-year-old daughter for their $1.5 million life insurance payout.
His wife has been identified on social media as Rhoda Mee Funtanilla Lydle.
Instead, the text message about the sinister plan was sent to his ex-boss, who brought the message to the police, leading to Lytle’s arrest on Wednesday.
The text allegedly said: ‘Hey Shayne hows it going. You remember you said that you would help me kill my wife. I’m going to take you up on that offer,’Â KIROÂ
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Firenze Sage: Â If you plot a murder, Â please be as stupid as this moron.
