Even in these jittery times, can any air traveler be expected to part willingly with his precious electronic devices?
And not just devices that play music or games. But devices that play. Or, to put it another way, devices that jiggle. The Transportation Safety Admin. whose job it is to consider fully such matters, has decreed that vibrators are OK.
The TSA says whips, chains, leashes, restraints and manacles are OK, too. Any law-abiding citizen has the right to carry any such device onto an airplane.The TSA says screwdrivers, wrenches and other “hand tools” may be brought aboard in carry-on luggage if they are less than 7 inches in length.
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While these bozos and bozoettes are picking through your toothpaste tube, Gypsy Rose Janet is handcuffing the pilot.
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